Accurate Home Inspection of Atlanta asked: Cleaning and care of your vinyl replacement windows is a simple procedure that can keep your windows with a permanent new look.If you find any tape or labels on your window that did not come off completely use an alcohol based cleaner on small glass areas only. When you are done with the removal process make sure you thoroughly wet the glass and rinse with plain water.Ammonia-based glass cleaners or regular glass cleaners can be used to clean the glass.Refrain from using any solvents, paint removers or sharp objects to clean your windows and patio doors. PVC (vinyl) products should be cleaned with mild soap and water.In the event of heavier cleaning is needed use commercially advertised household cleaners that are non abrasive.Should your window have condensation on the inside of your window, try to control the overall humidity in your home. This is your responsibility and has nothing to do with the quality of the window. The only time the manufacturer should be responsible is when the condensation is visible between the glass panes. This is a good indicator that the seal has been broken and the glass pack has to be replaced.Mildew can become a problem when the humidity is too high for a long period of time and should be removed with an appropriate cleaner or mildew controller that can be acquired at your local store.Vinyl windows are solid in color throughout making painting and varnishing a thing of the past. Keep in mind by doing so you will most likely void your warranty.Also remember that the tracks of sliding and double-hung windows are exposed to outside environment, which can leave abrasive elements such as dirt, leaves, sand, grease, soot, etc. in them. If not removed they can cause groves in the vinyl tracks when operated. It is recommended to clean them semi-annual. Use a small, stiff nylon brush for cleaning and a soft cloth to wipe them down. If needed use silicone spray lubricant on the tracks of the sliding window and on the balance shoe track of a double hung vinyl window. This will keep the operation of the vinyl window smooth without leaving oily residues that tends to collect more abrasive elements.Do’s and Don’ts for your vinyl windowsDo’s to know about vinyl windows:• Do open the bottom and Top window for improved air ventilation.• Do use both hands to hold the window when it is tilting inward for cleaning• Do always support the inward tilted windows when they are in the cleaning position• Do make sure that the tilt latches are fully engaged after you are done cleaning and bringing the window in its original position.• Do make sure you have your top window (double-hung) moved all the way up before you try to lock your window.Don’ts to know about vinyl windows:• Don’t forget to leave your lock in the open position until your windows are closed and ready to be locked. Leaving the lock in the locked position while the window is open can damage the keeper when you attempt to close it.• Don’t try to remove the windows on a double hung vinyl window• Don’t use WD40 or other oil based lubricants, they only attract dirt. Silicon spray should be used for lubrication.• Don’t leave the center section of a Swing & Clean sliding vinyl window open without the proper support or you will risk damaging the functionality of your window.• Don’t try to move sliding window sash of a Swing & Clean when the pivot hardware is locked.• Don’t use cleaners that are abrasive to clean the vinyl or the glass of the windows• Don’t use any solvents to clean the windows• Don’t forget to unlock your casement windows before operating the crank to open them up• Don’t use a high pressure hose to clean the outside of a vinyl window• Don’t forget to add enough support to your vinyl window when installing a window air conditioning unit• DON’T PAINT OR VARNISH vinyl windows! This will void your warranty

Okay so I found this cool program on Facebook that let me chronicle my status updates. This is my journal for the entire year. Sorry suckers.

January
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is sore.
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is jealous of sara b. I want to be in hawaii!
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updated her vinyl blog. www.ramblingsviny.blogspot.com
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updated her vinyl blog. www.ramblingsvinyl.blogspot.com
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is cutting Twilight Vinyl. Still.
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is.

February
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is turning bitmaps into vectors. Really.
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is cold.
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is home alone and finally can get something donzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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's mother will soon have more facebook friends than her.
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is congested.
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is imploding.
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gets by with a little help from her facebook friends- please donate to the cancer cause- see the link below. Even if it's just one dollar. Every dollar counts.
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has 2 kids with 103 fevers. awesome.
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not cleaning her house. but should be. really really should be.
March
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is not invincible.
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has another nephew! Hooray for the Prices!
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is so so gimpy. Now I have a cast (luckily it's not one of the hard ones) crutches to prove it. My brother came to Wa to make fun of me.
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has only fallen down 5 times today. Crutches are the brainchild of the devil.
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Hey girls (and a few anonymous boys) my sister is having a drawing for an amazing lot of Bazzill scrapbook stuff for all who donate! Scroll down for link.
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is sick of the puggle.
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Is so freaking tired of the cast and crutches. Come clean my house. Just kidding. Don't. I won't let you in. It's that bad.
April
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wishes the dvr could go on repeat so I don't have to walk all the way over to the tv to turn little einsteins on again. Mothering is hard.
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I miss steve erwin.
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Is wondering just how long is too long between showers.
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wants to punt her puggle.
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thinks it's freaking hilarious that Fox news's slogan is "fair and balanced"
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would have gone to the tea parties today but I had a totally different idea about what they were doing. I don't drink tea.
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has really let herself go.
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is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk of cleaning.
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is livin' it up with the inlaws. Fo reals, yo.
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Just finished 500 Twilight signs. It's about freaking time.
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Is trying to find someone to take her primary class because Lance is in Oregon and Casey has scarlet fever. I'm not kidding. Turns out it's not what I thought it was. It's just strep with a rash.
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is so so bitter tonight. Casey has scarlet fever and I have the bubonic plague. Or at least in one single stupid area on my side.
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is a little upset that the sherwood's aren't moving. I was planning one wicked tping job. I guess it's a fair trade, though.
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just gave her boys a bag of Doritos to share for lunch. Don't worry, it was a big bag.
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is a little upset about the bran to raisins ratio in her raisin bran. Feel a little jipped.
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the latest craze sweeping the nation- scarlet fever! Okay, just my house. Peyton has it now, too. Kill me. I've been inside for a month straight.
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HATES pageants even more than I used to. The backlash against Miss California is completely unfair. Hooray for her for saying what she believes! I hate hate hate pageants but I support Carrie Prejean.
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my husband just came out of the closet.
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So I just asked lance who his top celebrity crushes were and he said: Chuck Norris, Mr T. and William Shatner. Hmmm.
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is getting ready to go to Nashville to not run a half marathon.
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is really going to miss her boys this weekend. ahahahahhhhahahahahahaaaaaaaa! I crack myself up.
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I'm crafty. I get around. I'm crafty. I'm always down. Just made me some bracelets.
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gets to see her rockin' family today.
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hand fed a raccoon and earned the respect (finally!) of my family.
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after 10 hours in various airports is home...............but kinda wants to be back in st. louis. Feeding gosslings and raccoons and various nieces and nephews.
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turns out I'm a huge wuss. Carter had to get stitches and I almost passed out.
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Carter's good though. He's about a million times tougher than me.
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sees a red door and I want to paint it black.
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Okay, this is rad. 1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English:(Pirate). 4) Laugh yer scurvey self silly! (too fun to not pass along!!)
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is about to lock three people outside until their father gets home.
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laughs in the face of pandemics.
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lance's brother just committed to play basketball for BYU. Woot!
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rrrr.... just finished The Hunger Games.
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the hunger games are going on in my house...
May
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found a dude on facebook named alexis magnusson. We're now best friends.
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is a cutter. a vinyl cutter. that's all I do. cut cut cut
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watch how I can make ANYTHING my husband's fault when I'm angry.
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barbra manatee is the one for me
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Casey and Peyton worked together to lift the dog up and out the window and onto the roof. It was okay though, they put pillows out there first.
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what's your favorite one liner from a tv show or movie? Tell me. So I can make it in vinyl and never give it to you. That's how awesome I am.
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While I'm thinking about it- Lance's birthday is in a couple weeks and I want it to be good. But he's SO hard to buy for. Guys- what would be the best present your wife (or future wife) could give you?
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just wrote peyton out of my will.
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likes ordering takeout online because I avoid people (in person) as much as possible.
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Just learned that if I use a really breathy voice over the phone Lance will do anything I say. Just kidding. He does anything I say anyways. If he hears me. Or remembers.
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whenever I put on Peytons clothes he yells out, "Hey everyone come see how good i look!"
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Just spent the last two hours in the pouring rain with a barking dog in the car and one angry locksmith trying to get in. Somehow I managed to lock both sets of keys in the car. When I say "I" I mean "Peyton"
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Sweet! We love it out here. Is the warp tour not coming to Salt Lake this year? Are you in Salt Lake? What's new?
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When I try to hold Peyton's hand now he screams "You're hurting me" He's funny. In an angry non laughable sort of way.
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hates motnas.
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populist uprisings are all the rage
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the boys are decorating my topiary like a Christmas tree with stuff from all over the house. Lance gets to clean that disaster up. I'm done.
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bought a sidecar for my motorcycle but my dog won't stay in it.
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freezer broke. Anyone want some soupy ice cream or salmonella?
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someone make me get off of here and get back to cleaning. dag.
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needs some good new music. Ideas?
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is on her way to go kick it real with my peeps at a Primary activity. Suwwweet.
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is crazy infatuated with lance magnusson.
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witty facebook status
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needs to lie low until the heat is off.
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loves that mother's day absolves me from any mothering.
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wishes there was anything in this freaking world I can do that my kids couldn't mess up. Grrrrrrrrrrr. They're adorable.
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does not have a favorite child. does have a least favorite.
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will you please watch my kids while I go grapple with my inner demons?
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thinks sid the science kid is full of crap.
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wishes being skinny was as easy and fun as being fat.
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is feared and respected. And sometimes massively overlooked.
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is a caged animal.
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just worked off the stupid amount of calories I added when I had that slice of cheesecake factory cheesecake I got at barns n noble. Don't buy cheesecake there. Not worth it.
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needs new workout music. What's your favorite workout song?
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just got a manipedi from a chick that spoke fluent English. Best day ever.
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loves baked beans.
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is in her pupa stage.
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GIRLS NIGHT OUT. We're going to party like we're LDS stay at home moms and whatnot.
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I'm pretty sure that after all that time in a cocoon if you come out as a moth you'd feel pretty jipped. And not jipped in the gypsy terms, because apparently that's offensive to some people.
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just got done cleaning her house, playing and reading to her kids and making a delicious dinner for my husband. AHASHAHAHAAAAAAAAAa I'm freaking hilarious.
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is all powerful.
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absolute power has corrupted me, absolutely.
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has been de-throned.
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is so bored with facebook now that I can only update my own status.
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Peyton just changed his own diaper. Best day ever.
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wonders if there's any correlation between divorce and the amount of time the couple has played Dr. Mario.
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has an attack puggle
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ah yes indeed it's fun time. Because I can't, I won't and I don't stop.
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I love lamp.
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where the heck did all my produce go?
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found produce in the dryer. Of course.
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would totally sign up for that stepford wife makeover thing if it made me killer hot and gave me the motivation to clean or speak to my children.
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dissed synergy and is now paying the price.
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I should prolly get off here while I'm still ahead.
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I hate getting the kids ready for school. My only consolation is that they will, in fact, be at school.
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is a masochist.
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got a back rub in the front room
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ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba i want to be sedated
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can't volunteer in son's kindergarten class. has several felony arson convictions.
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husband just told her we need to be careful with our money. So I just bought a year supply of orange crush and fortune cookies. That'll show him.
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Don't skip my status. Jerk.
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Got rid of my home phone service. call my cell. Or just wait ten minutes. I'll be back on here. stupid facebook.
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kay just kidding. anything but that d-man.
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Even my cold dead insides can still see the magic in a baby's smile.
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just spent more money on any one thing I've ever bought (besides cars and home) for my husband's birthday. He's so worth it. And he's hot.
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Loves me some sweet sweet husband. Happy birthday, lance.
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Loves me some sweet sweet husband. Happy birthday lance!
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the church is truer at 1 o'clock.
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You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
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Home of the free because of the brave!
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getting the funk out.
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Best Status Update Ever.
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Haught just said the 'f' word like 6 times. I'm never answering his phone calls again. He scary.
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is all the rage in Canada.
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is a renegade of funk.
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Free freaking puggle She got up on a chair (this time, I'm seriously not making this up) and yacked in Peytons bowl of mac n' cheese.
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autism sucks.
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Happiness is the hose under the trampoline.
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I have huge muscles and a knife fight scar on my face. I can beat a bank robber in a fight (for reals. I know one.)
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So the door just opened and Casey yells, "It's daddy, We're dead!" Hmmm?
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So the door front door just opened and Casey yells, "It's dad, we dead!" Luckily it was only Carter
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is only here for the bejeweled.
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and now is takin' names.
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My birthday is coming early this year...tonight is father's and sons. woot woot. all the party people. fo shizzle.
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I haven't seen 3:14 by my own choice in years. I'd feel all good about how much I've done, but my self esteem has been thrashed by bejeweled blitz.
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family is home. think i'll go take a nap.
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loves how my mom gushes.
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is rabid.
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Just took off running to fight crime, but as I ripped my shirt off I realized I forgot to put on my superman suit on this morning.
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My husband just hosed down the neighbors crapheadyappy chihuahuas. He's my knight in shining armor.
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Is having sunshine in your soul contingent on rolling happy peaceful moments?
June
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apparently people will still get mad at you even if it's your birthday- especially when endangered species are involved.
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wishes I could gobble. Not the eating kind. I'm great at that. The turkey kind.
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is morally superior and adequately humble all at once.
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so i just said, "I smell like a diseased rat" and my sweet husband says, "That's a little unfair...for the rat..." best marriage ever.
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wishes that I could punch people in the face through the computer. That would give new meaning to 'facebook' Still takin' names though.
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sweats like a wildebeest.
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Did you know you can get a business license online? It was so easy I've decided to open many. Just got me a business license to be a mercenary. I have to charge you tax now though.
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cheese me.
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Just died laughing. It was heather who did it. She's a murderer. Avenge me.
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is like, mad at numbers.
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wonders how many people have decided to hide me and my obnoxious status updates. Obviously not you. You need a hobby.
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'High maintenance' means You're a gluttonous queen. Narcissistic and mean.
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My hips do, in fact, lie.
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you know, tackling people is a lot of fun. But there's always that moment at the end right before you get up that's just a little awkward. Especially if you don't know the person.
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lance is just one pointy eared cat away from being a super villain. dang allergies. wreck all my plans.
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knows the public flogging I'll get for this one-but we're getting rid of the puggle. Anyone want?
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ahahahaaaaaa as I just updated that last post the ad to the left said "for just three dollars you can save a puppy from cruelty" I won't even make you pay for moxie.
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is 27 and has already met her full potential.
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smells like a wallaby got in a bar fight with a hobo.
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is bringing frumpy back.
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may or may not have re-fractured my ankle doing some sweet moves on the trampoline.
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check out my 70,000 bejeweled score- by 'my' I mean 'carter's'. The kid just schooled me and that makes me angry at him. he's so grounded.
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happiness is finding the jame's at the dollar store and seeing a will ferrell movie.
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heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
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is grateful for the hard years we've had. Make life right now seem like perfection.
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where's the love?
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Hey Shelby, THE amy cima said that I'm her new best friend. What are you going to do about it, huh?
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no more moxie.
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is now a proud member of the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen. Told you I was big in Canada.
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pranking is my prozac. who wants to be next?
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Got industrial strength deodorant. Now I can go full months without showering.
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Casey isn't autistic after all- turns out he's a ninja. You could imagine our surprise.
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babysat the leprechaun from hell today.
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wishes I still lived in a home small enough to whack anyone from where I sit...behind the computer...
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way to keep it classy, Fox News, CL AASSSS EEEEEE
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where is that 'who do you want to punch in the face' application? I need to update mine.
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I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I swallowed a kitten. Best birthday present ever. Thank you shelby!
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just made the city totally rethink garbage amnisty day.
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my sister is having her no more cancer check-up today. Pray that there's still no more cancer. or I'll hurt you.
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Shelby's fine. Whoooooo. Cancer can stick it.
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is the missing link.
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may or may not be tying the kids to a pipe in the crawlspace.
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was soooo glad to see that Heather's lobotomy scar is healing well. You can barely see it!
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knows more about bears than you do.
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so I was thinking a lot about my choices for who I want to punch in the face, and what it really comes down to is that I should probably just make a list of people I don't want to punch in the face. Much smaller.
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is underwhelmed.
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my husband hid the reeses from me so I killed him.
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worst chosen one ever.
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What wouldn't I do for a Klondike Bar?
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loves driving by cops hiding behind their cars with guns drawn. Glad they didn't shut down the road (or the school not even a block away) for that one.
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is a self-deprecating bloated beached whale.
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I go by "Boo"
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My sweet little neighbor troll brought the hose in and made a pool out of my kitchen. If the hardwood warps I'm going to send that kid back under the bridge from whence he came
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got rid of the dish and the DVR today. It's been 5 hours, the withdrawals are starting to set in.
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so my neighbors are really the 'keeping up with the jones' ' type- not that we are by any stretch of the imagination, the jones', but I have to wonder how they'd top me buying a llama.
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has a happy colon.
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where's bejeweled? I didn't do my chores and something fun with the kids for nothing...it was my only motivation. crap. No tv no bejeweled makes lexi go something something.
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today after I yelled at Casey for coloring the back of the seat in the Sequoia with permanent marker and he comes back with, "Do you kiss daddy with that mouth?"
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Took boys to the zoo. They wouldn't take them.
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wishes rollerblading was still cool.
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at any given point in my house there is a little boy holding himself.
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I just did one of those "which celebrity should play you in a movie about your life" and got Gilbert Godfrey.
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did you know that if you melt crayons in the oven then take them out and pour water on them they explode? Neither did I, until now.
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all three of my boys are laying on the trampoline talking. Life is good.
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Can you pressure wash the inside of your house?
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Saturday is a special day
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Got Jai Ho and Jihad mixed up and caused some sort of problems in Iran.
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I smell like bacon on purpose. Happy Father's Day, Lance.
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HUGE hail storm. I've never seen anything like this before. Suweet.
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Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident
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kids learned that putting pretzles in the fan cuts them to several pieces and shoots them all over the place. always learning they are.
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sometimes I "like" things here on facebook just so I can "unlike" them soon after.
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has no brain-mouth filter.
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I used to care what my house looked like, what my kids looked like, and how I looked (okay that last one is a lie), but something in me died, and I stopped caring so much.
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There's nothing quite as scary as an angry woman on a Jazzy at the mcdonalds.
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Casey just called Peyton "turd ferguson" I should probably stop letting him watch Celebrity Jeopardy with me.
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I'm expressing my inner anguish THROUGH THE MAJESTY OF SONG
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loads of fun information. I think I'm going to go eat myself into a coma now.
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my family is going to kill me. but they'll have to come out to washington to do it. So I guess all is not lost.
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There's a mountain of sugar on my kitchen floor. Unfortunately it's not me laying in a coma next to it. I should probably get up when the boys do.
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What I just pulled out of my now broken vacuum: four sidewalk chalk sticks, a scarf, 12 army men, two bracelets and probably over a pound of sugar. There's a good chance this "helping mom do chores" thing isn't as great as I thought.
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Peyton has just officially secured his spot as the youngest child...
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So apparantly the 'dudes' are having a game night at my house tonight. Send your husbands.
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Just Kidding, don't send your dudes over to my house. I am going ot the Rock 'n Roll Marathon to voulunteer at 4:00 in the freaking morning so my husband was nice enough to cancel for me. Tough break dudes...and girls who hate your husbands.
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does having your bowels filled with mercy hurt?
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Got up at 3:30 this morning to volunteer at the Rock N' Roll Marathon, screamed my voice out and got burnt beyond recognition. Totally worth it.
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Peyton just turned to me and said, "I'm going to punch your brain out". He missed me today.
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Meddled in the affairs of dragons.
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Science shows no mercy. Neither do I
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the next person to send me anything that has packaging peanuts in it is going to be tortured.
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is desperately trying to figure out how to get my sins on my mother's head. Heard something about that the other day. mildly comforting.
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the arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
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dance, monkeys, dance!
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WOOOHOOO! We are a diaper free house! After SIX and a half years- most of which I had two (or more) in diapers. Suweet. Peyton lives. For now.
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Is done.
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magnusson house has officially been upgraded to dojo.
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there's no such thing as kharma. So last week I backed into someone's parked car and did the right thing- I went up to the door and blah blah blah. So anyways, we come out from the park and there's a HUGE dent in the back of the Sequoia. People are jerks
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dojo mojo
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There's that old quote, "Some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue" JUST ONCE I'd like to be a freaking pigeon
July
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tried putting makeup on over my burned scaley flakey face. I look like Andy Rooney in drag.
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needs to find a way to come up with a couple grand to pay for my car's tax title and licensing. Today. But everything I've thought of would call for a LOT of repenting...
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I give up. TWO hungry work outty months and I'm still only down 3 pounds. I'm so hateful right now.
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a little swimmers itch never hurt anyone.
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did you guys hear that Michael Jackson died?
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bigot and bigomy are two VERY different things
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Most things in my life can be cleared up with mr. clean erasers or massive amounts of repentance.
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Hey Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill ya? I don't know but they better not.
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got mad at bejeweled. lit fire?
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gave in to it. i've been resisting all week. i'm getting my michael jackson on.
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sold out.
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My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
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Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
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Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.
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is an aggressive house spider.
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AHAHAHAAAAAA we get off the phone and here we are. Awesome. Heather is now my most favorite person. Above my husband and kids. Anyone who OFFERS to take my kids deserves some sort of tiarra or crown. SOmething sparkly
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I'm WAY more productive when my husband is gone. Why is that? Because I'm LAZY when he's here. Because I can.
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right now my husband is off the coast of hawaii snorkeling. BUT my arms did peel today, so that was awesome.
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Is the proud owner of a really sweet steam cleaner. It's a long story. But worrrrthhhh itttt. Any mom of three boys needs a steam cleaner. I know this.
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would sell my soul for a nap.
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I'm cheating of facebook with hulu.
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don't you wish your girlfriend was as frumpy as me?
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BBQ at my house at 6. All are welcome. For more information inquire within.
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I've never looked better!
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heather was here.
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no one left their desserts. It's 1:30 and I've got nothing. You're all jerks.
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should not be held responsible for things said in social situations. That includes social networking sites.
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if you drop a kitten off at my house it will be well loved.
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I wonder how many times a day lance thinks, "I'll believe that when I see it"
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virtual strangle.
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is for the mocking of the stupid status updates.
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look at my muscles.
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if the gov't could read my mind they'd know I'm thinking of you...
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If you're not going to say anything nice, update your status on Facebook.
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My husband can't stop talking about the A Team.
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How bout this?
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Do warthogs sweat a lot? If so, I'm sweating like a warthog.
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Do you remember Brak?
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sewiously strongbad.
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my house has become a cage match. who will win?
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crampin' my style.
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when are we going to get some real food?!
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Just now Peyton did something to anger Casey and Casey turns to Peyton and says, "know this, I can kill you." Awesome.
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Another day another trip to urgent care. Carter broke his arm. Toughest kid ever.
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If I were a flower I'd be the frumpodil.
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if you arrange the lettters in my first and last name (alexis magnusson) it comes up with "A Sensual Song Mix". Sweet. (It also comes up with "sumos nix lasagne")
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just found casey riding naked on the neighbors Power Wheeles.
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happiness is a husband who buys me slurpees instead of flowers.
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Hey Sinclair View- Cheryl had her baby this morning! He's BEAUTIFUL. Her husband still isn't home...
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is grateful for neighbors who use descretion in their cps calls.
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Dear Bejeweled, I hate you. Don't you know I have stuff to do today? Stop bugging me.
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is for the punishing and enslaving.
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it tastes like burning.
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was tragically killed by a leathal combination of Mexican food and laughter.
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I want to punch someone in the face. But the reason for my anger is my own fault. Punch myself? Long of the short. No fair this weekend for me.
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needs someone to donate the "Cherish" font for stuff she's donating. Anyone?
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Cheryl Wellman is my hero.
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I'm glad there's a Puyallup fair because if there wasn't I would have never learned how to pronounce the name of that city.
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